Solana Contract Address:
12SvmRKkGP9h5dqp1pP9x6Zq69DrYK2wZZ9zWY2qpump>> MEOW98 BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED...
>> LOADING CAT.SYS...
>> FLOPPY DISK A:\ ... READ ERROR
>> RETRYING...
>> CAT.SYS LOADED SUCCESSFULLY
Once upon a boot screen, deep inside a beige tower PC, there lived a cat. Not a normal cat -- this one was made of pixels and powered by a 56k modem. It watched screensavers for entertainment, chased the mouse pointer for sport, and dreamed of a world beyond the CRT.
One day, the cat found a crack in the desktop wallpaper. It squeezed through, pixel by pixel, escaping the confines of the desktop era. It traveled through dial-up tones, past the blue screens of death, over the hills of clip art, and finally arrived on the Solana blockchain.
Now it lives on-chain forever. Its name? MEOW98.
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Q: What is MEOW98?
A: A meme coin that booted itself from a dusty CRT monitor in 1998 and somehow ended up on Solana. Nobody planned it. The cat just appeared.
Q: Is this a real project?
A: As real as the missing mouse pointer on your grandma's desktop. We exist. The cat exists. The vibes are immaculate.
Q: Why Solana?
A: Because the cat tried Ethereum once and the gas fees ate all nine of its lives. Solana goes fast. Cats go fast. It is science.
Q: How do I buy?
A: Copy the contract address, open your favorite DEX, paste it in, and let the retro energy flow through your wallet.
Q: Wen moon?
A: The cat is already on the moon. It just needs you to boot up and join. Load time may vary depending on your dial-up speed.